Sunday, March 15, 2009

Urban Dictionary

Like my brother, i didn't pick the first entry of each of these, because some are quite inappropriate...haha

1.) Your Name: Jocelyn
The most beautiful girl ever, special in every way.
"Wow Jocelyn, you are just so AMAZING!" said Ryan, as she has probably heard many times before."

pshhh, i didn't need urban dictionary to tell me that!

2.) Your Age: 17
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."

lies, i like 17.

3.) One of your friends: Tracy (yixuan your name was undefined...lol)
Some one that sleeps around with anyone that gives a complament.
"She just did a Tracy" or "Let's pull a Tracy on that chick"

seriously tracy, so you.

4.) What should you be doing? Sleeping
A gateway drug to being awake.
"What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?"

didn't change this from my bro's....

5.) Favorite Color: Purple
An adjective to describe something worthy of being epic. If something deserves the status of epic, you award it with purple.
"This, my friend, is epic win. I'm giving it purple. "

that's right.

6.) Birthplace: Phoenix
A correction to previous erroneous definitions regarding this city in the desert. The largest city and capital of Arizona which is the 4th largest city in the United States of America, not the 5th as suggested in previous descriptions.
"Chauncey Schmidt only likes to visit the Valley of the Sun's primate city of Phoenix in the dead of winter when the lake effect makes Buffalo a white out."

7.) Month of your birth: August
The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
"You look August tonight my love!"

yes, even the month i was born is perfect, so fitting for me...=P

8.) Last Person you talked to in person: yixuan, but still undefined...so yee
The announcement of a person arriving. Must be spoken in a high pitched voice.
"Yee!"
"There he is."

9.) One of your nicknames: jiow is undefined! ah-mei-ah...i just did mei
pretty pretty pretty
"That sunrise is mei."

ha! of course.

10.) Name of your last boyfriend/girlfriend: N/A...and too lazy to make up a name or think of a star's name like my bro did...so just none.

1 comment:

tracers said...

lawl. nice! except...for my name...ehhhh....let's hope people don't read that part...>.>